What would be my next life?

I was reading a magazine from ESRA yesterday, something caught my attention from the column : A bit of humor. I want to share this to all of you.


NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out of the home for being healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger everyday until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions:
central heating, room service on tap.
Does it get any better than that?



So, do you know what your next life would be?