Saturday, September 27, 2008
Winter is coming!
When I woke up yesterday morning, it's raining. Whoah! After 7 months, it's raining in Israel. Last night, when we were having dinner for shabath, the rain poured again. They all went outside to see the rain. I can see from their faces how happy they are. (kung alam lang nila, kahit summer umuulan s pinas. Hehehe!) Yah, the days are getting shorter and the nights are getting longer. (sarap matulog, hirap gumising s umaga.) Next week they're gonna change the time. Minus 1 hour from the present time. It's getting cold, we have to prepare our winter clothes, winter blankets, and of course...the heater. Guys, let's welcome the winter. Hehehe!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
What would be my next life?
I was reading a magazine from ESRA yesterday, something caught my attention from the column : A bit of humor. I want to share this to all of you.
NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out of the home for being healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger everyday until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions:
central heating, room service on tap.
Does it get any better than that?
So, do you know what your next life would be?
NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out of the home for being healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger everyday until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions:
central heating, room service on tap.
Does it get any better than that?
So, do you know what your next life would be?
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
My Birthday

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